{"product_id":"the-long-dark-tea-time-of-the-soul","title":"The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul Brewing Cacao","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Dark side and the Alchemist’s Blend series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou should check out the *Disclaimer* tab before purchasing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith the winter months upon us, this is just the thing you need to keep you warm and cozy. Deep, rich, and layers of chocolate. This is a blend of a couple different single origin beans each chosen for what they can contribute to this quartet. High, low, sharp and round. It's all here and in harmony...but in a haunting minor key. The flavor and aroma are resonating chocolate  And again, this is not your mother’s hot chocolate. And this is also not coffee. It stands on its own merits, so judge it on what you taste, not what you expect or what it isn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Disclaimer**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis is directly off the bottle of \u003ca title=\"Arrogant Bastard\" href=\"https:\/\/www.arrogantconsortia.com\/beer\/year-round-releases\/arrogant-bastard-ale\"\u003eArrogant Bastard IPA\u003c\/a\u003e.  It is just too good not to use....and it isn't untrue about this Brewing cocoa.  Many people LOVE it (which is why we sell it) and others literally can't even open the bag because the smell is so aggressive. You've been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is an aggressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory—maybe something with a multimillion-dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made at an independent brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless seltzer \/ fizzy yellow beer \/ whatever-the-hell will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion-dollar ad campaigns make all that junk taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe believe that pandering to the lowest common denominator represents the height of tyranny—a virtual form of keeping the consumer barefoot, stupid \u0026amp; led by \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"\u003ethe nose\u003c\/span\u003e social media. Brought forth upon an unsuspecting public in 1997, Arrogant Bastard Ale openly challenged the tyrannical overlords who were brazenly attempting to keep the people chained in the shackles of poor taste. One glance around and it’s glaringly obvious: they’re winning...as of now. Yet we will not stop. Ever. Since the very beginning, Arrogant Bastard Ale has reveled in its unprecedented and uncompromising celebration of intensity. There have been many nods to Arrogant Bastard Ale…even outright attempts to copy it…but only one can ever embody the true nature of Liquid Arrogance! Hated By Many. Loved By Few.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Chocolate Alchemy","offers":[{"title":"10 lb","offer_id":44678597967975,"sku":"LONG-DARK-BREW-10LB","price":190.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"25 lb","offer_id":44678598000743,"sku":"LONG-DARK-BREW-25LB","price":475.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0002\/0798\/files\/long_dark_tea_time.jpg?v=1790093842","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.chocolatealchemy.com\/products\/the-long-dark-tea-time-of-the-soul","provider":"Chocolate Alchemy Wholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}